You can't be ugly and play hard to get. It just...
r0b0h: Hahahahaha funniest quote I ever heard! Oh Family Guy.
So during Lunch we were talking about how my mom has 6 grand children
Me: my mom is nasty she's old and she's doing it even though she has grandchildren
Cindy: Dude, how old even is your mom?.
Me: 50 why?
Cindy: Damn she's as old as my GRANDMA and my GRANDMA doesn't even have grandchildren
Mariah: Wait?! WTF are you talking about, your retarded your her one of her grandchildren!
Cindy: woow i feel hella dumb, you better not put it on the one stupid website
Me: Too Bad:D I won't put your names though so it stays anonymous.
But i still put their names: D
Guy: Do you wanna play the firetruck game?
Girl: How do you play?
Guy: I get to run my fingers (which represent the fire truck) up your legs and then you say red light when you want me to stop.
Girl: Okay, let's play.
Girl: Red Light!
Guy: Firetrucks don't stop for red lights.
I hate the fact that you ignore me for so long,...
hellyeahitssusie: 3 years old - “mommy, i love you” 13 years old - “WHATEVER MOM !” 16 years old - “Mom is so damn annoying” 18 years old - “i wanna leave this house!” 25 years old - “Mom, you were right” 30 years old - “i wanna be with my mom again” 50 years old - “i dont want to lose my mom” 70 years old - “i would give up everything for my mom to be here with me” We only have 1 Mom....
(house phone rings)
Mom: Where are you?
Me: At home.
Why would you ask a person where they are when you call their house phone? -__-''
d0mingo: Expectations: Me: Mom, dad! I have a boyfriend now. *smiles* Parents: Aw, congrats hun! Don’t do anything stupid, and he better treat you right! Reality: Me: Mom, dad…. I have a boyfriend .. yeah uhm.. yeah. Parents: AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PUTANG INA!!!! WHERE’S MY TSINELAS?!
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